Shades of Caruso Mini-Blog

The Bad Lieutenant Is Back, And This Time He’s Got Iguanas

When Werner Herzog’s remake/sequel of Abel Ferrera’s Bad Lieutenant was announced, it gave Internet cynics fodder for an endless stream of articles chuckling over how absurd the whole project…


Announcing The Return of the Full-On Cage Experience

Recently I defended Michael Bay (while simultaneously expressing how odious his movies can be), and now I rush to the defense of another man used as a lazy punchline to a billion deeply unfunny…


Sink The Boat That Rocked!

It’s not clear whether someone asked him or not, but Richard Curtis seems to think that he is now responsible for presenting a vision of Britain that glows with progressive energy and infectious…


Stringer Bell and Sasha Fierce in: Futile Attraction

In the 80s and 90s Michael Douglas was the go-to guy to play men harassed, used, abused and manipulated by women, as seen in the White-Men-Under-Attack trilogy of Fatal Attraction, Basic…


Here Comes The Sun (To Destroy The Earth With Mutated Neutrinos in 2012)

Last year Roland Emmerich took a break from making movies about demolishing civilisation so he could make a movie about the birth of civilisation. It seems Emmerich and co-writer Harald Kloser…


End of Season Review: Mad Men

[Before I go any further, a strong word of warning. This post will discuss a LOT of things that happen in the third season of Mad Men. The whole post is one big, throbbing spoiler, so if you’re…


Matthew McConaughey and the Genre of Potential Doom

Matthew McConaughey is one of those actors I can’t help but like. He’s a man who — in the real world — seems like a perfectly affable party fiend who would be fun to hang around with. Someone who…



I’m buying this calendar for everyone I love this Christmas.


It’s Burke’s Law!

Last Friday, while attempting to write yet another lengthy post about the London Film Festival, I was repeatedly distracted by Twitter. This is nothing new. However, one of the people I follow…




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